Intra-Board Message from [Editor #2]

Board Message
Sent to all writers from [Editor #2]
Saturday April 17, 2010
9:17 pm

Hi everyone,

I'm relieved to see that you are are all back to normal, hopefully without any lasting effects from the . . . incident of this past week. I don't think I need to remind you that discretion in this matter will be greatly appreciated.

I wanted to make you all aware that, unfortunately, the incident with Board 3.5 has proven that as effective, glorious and wonderful Board 5.0 will be, it is still not ready to be launched. We need to make more upgrades, tweak the security protocols, and make sure that nothing like the 100 Hour Borg can ever happen again. I'm sure you're all as excited as I am to see Board 5.0 launched, and it IS coming soon. Just not as soon as we hoped.

The other issue I wanted to make you aware of is the presence of two new nyms that have popped up on our writer servers. We have removed all traces of Board 3.5 and the Borg versions of your writer accounts. But two new accounts, with nyms and data signatures suspiciously like those of the Borg are now showing up in our files. We'll have to wait and see what "Locutus of Board" and "Hugh of Board" are and what they have to say.

But in the mean time, you guys have performed admirably during what could have been a disaster that ended the Board. You all have earned a well-deserved vacation.

Just kidding. Get back to work.

- [Editor #2]