April 8: A group of boys were arrested for swearing and kicking ducks on campus. When asked to leave, they complied.
April 10: A couple was found on the rooftop of the SWKT, singing country music. The couple was confronted by officers and informed that singing country was against the Honor Code and they stopped their tone-deaf attempts and went about their business.
Public Indecency:
April 9: A woman was fined for attending a class in leggings and a skirt that was two inches above the knee. She apologized to the class for her poor choice and said she would be "more thoughtful of the men" in the future.
April 13: A couple was found kissing on a park bench after 12:15 a.m. After being informed that the Spirit goes to bed at midnight, the couple left.
Stealing and Breaking the Sabbath
April 7: A major heist was pulled at the Candy Counter, involving, as the girl at the counter described it, "Twelve bad guys and guns!" They stole all the fudge, chocolate-covered cinnamon bears, and $25.18 ("It was a slow business day," she told investigators).
April 11: Someone went shopping at the Bookstore on a Sunday. Officers are still puzzled at how they pulled this one off.
Ongoing Investigation
April 13: Several students in Star Trek costumes have been spotted in Brigham Square, the JFSB, the Wilk, and the HBLL, hassling students and talking about assimilation. A professor from the HFAC claims that they're likely drama students, but investigations as to their identities will continue.
Ahh what's going to happen next? I think this is really cool guys.
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